A homophone joke, delivered flat. It works because it is a small boast disguised as a pun.
Dark ink for white, cream and heather; light ink for black, red and navy.
10 to 12 inches across a front — the joke depends on both words being read clearly, so do not crowd it.
The gift for someone who turns up empty-handed, bought by someone who has noticed. One-offs rather than sets, steady all December as an iron on transfer.












