Funny & Sarcastic

The shirts people actually buy for themselves. Dry, a little rude, usually about coffee, sleep, other people, or the general state of things. These are impulse purchases, which means they sell best when they’re in stock and in front of someone — keep a few pressed.
They’re almost all text, so the sizing rule is the text rule: go by the length of the line. A one-liner reads best at 10 inches across an adult front. On a mug-size or pocket placement, 3 to 4 inches, and pick the shorter ones.
Nothing in this collection needs a special press setting. Standard 300°F, 12 seconds, cold peel, second press. The jokes don’t care.