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My Presence Is Your Present

Price range: $1.20 through $8.20

Homophone joke line. Dark or light ink. 10–12″.

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A homophone joke, delivered flat. It works because it is a small boast disguised as a pun.

Dark ink for white, cream and heather; light ink for black, red and navy.

10 to 12 inches across a front — the joke depends on both words being read clearly, so do not crowd it.

The gift for someone who turns up empty-handed, bought by someone who has noticed. One-offs rather than sets, steady all December as an iron on transfer.

What are the press settings?

Cotton and blends: 300°F, 12 seconds, firm pressure, cold peel, then 5 seconds through parchment. Performance poly: 280°F, 15 seconds. Fleece: 300°F, 15 seconds with a 5-second pre-press. Full fabric table on the heat press guide.

Hot peel or cold peel?

Cold. Let the film cool to room temperature before lifting it. Peeling warm is the number-one cause of a failed transfer.

What file do you need?

PNG with a transparent background, 300 DPI at the size it will print, sRGB. We check every file before it goes to press and email you if something is off.

How fast does it ship?

Order on a business day and it prints and ships the same day. Standard shipping is 3–5 business days, Economy 5–8 and free over $50. Options and rates.

Is there a minimum?

No. One transfer is a real order. Free ground shipping on orders over $50.

What if something is wrong?

If a print error is ours we reprint free — send a photo within 3 days. If the file was the problem we tell you what to fix and reprint at cost. Policy.